internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

what’s so special about the number 69 :/

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gelatins:

im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3

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the-vashta-nerada:

pizzaforpresident:

undercoversecretagent:

pizzaforpresident:

are we just going to ignore the fact that umbridge was gangraped by centaurs?

are we also going to ignore the fact that hermione was the one who lead her to them?

are we going to ignore the fact that if there’s one person in all of hogwarts who knows that centaurs are rapists, it’s hermione?

don’t fuck with hermione granger

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msjewbooty:

earthrebound:

msjewbooty:

WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND

CORNGRATULATIOSN

CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK

the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch

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g3twrecked:

u dont fukkin control me

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hittxmatt:

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    (◕‿◕✿)                          going to fucking                           (◕‿◕✿)

       (◕‿◕✿)                           murder you                            (◕‿◕✿)

                   (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)

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rubiequest:

Yeah I’m a gamer

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odair:

lampsarepeopletoo:

the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense

why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza

everyone likes pizza

i think u need to reread

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