internetexplorers: internetexplorers: what’s so special about the number 69 :/
gelatins: im gonna go shower fully clothed because I respect my body <3 <3
the-vashta-nerada: pizzaforpresident: undercoversecretagent: pizzaforpresident: are we just going to ignore the fact that umbridge was gangraped by centaurs? are we also going to ignore the fact that hermione was the one who lead her to them? are we going to ignore the fact that if there’s one person in all of hogwarts who knows that centaurs are rapists, it’s hermione? don’t fuck...
msjewbooty: earthrebound: msjewbooty: WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND CORNGRATULATIOSN CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch
g3twrecked: u dont fukkin control me
hittxmatt: (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) i am (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) going to fucking (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) murder you (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)
rubiequest: Yeah I’m a gamer
odair: lampsarepeopletoo: the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza everyone likes pizza i think u need to reread
odair: have you ever noticed how anne hathaway is always getting makeovers in her movies
bronycurious: sleeeeeepyhead: peacelovelesbian: libby-on-the-label: busterposeys: at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol...
sasstiel-sassbutt: ifwishesweretruee: itsonlyyforever: the-lonely-scottish-guy: HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE at least I can turn the kitchen appliance on dead omfg jesus fuck you people
sharonosbourne: I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
wweh: whats the difference between 8 and 21? 13 were you expecting a joke
pudus: dont ask me about 2009
pizzaforpresident: baby privilege is being fat and still having people think you’re cute
internetexplorers: on the scale of to how obsessed am i with you
rhydonmyhardon: its actually kinda annoying when people act highly surprised when someone who is normally happy is sad every once in a while like everyone has those moments its normal stop okay
shutupaubrey: i often think about the cha cha slide
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just ...
thisyearsgirls: leaving an essay until the very last minute and then being too tired to do it
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
solluxcaptor: lightningbutts: solluxcaptor: karkatus: i had something to say but then i forgot so here have a picture of a raisin thats not a raisin theres like 207 raisins there did you actually count them i opened them up on paint and marked off each one with red as i counted it so yes, it was serious business and also a sad reminder that im living a sad life
illkim: I don’t take school photos I do school photoshoots
laugh-at-me-br0: alien-ascension: laugh-at-me-br0: FRENCH FRIES AREN’T EVEN FRENCH THEYRE BELGIAN. THIS IS THE EXACT REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES Actually, ‘French’ describes the cut of the fries. The fries that originated in Belgium are chunky and thick, like chips in Britain.
chocolate-coconuts: “you can’t hate them they’re family”