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odair:

have you ever noticed how anne hathaway is always getting makeovers in her movies

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bronycurious:

sleeeeeepyhead:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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JESUS CHRIST

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sasstiel-sassbutt:

ifwishesweretruee:

itsonlyyforever:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

at least I can turn the kitchen appliance on

dead

omfg

jesus fuck you people

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sharonosbourne:

I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future

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pi4nobl4ck:

So elegant.
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wweh:

whats the difference between 8 and 21?

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were you expecting a joke

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pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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pizzaforpresident:

baby privilege is being fat and still having people think you’re cute

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damnthatswhatshesaid:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
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45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
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internetexplorers:

on the scale of

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how obsessed am i with you

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